They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Arranged Marriage, uso 'yan ngayon. Eh paano kung ikasal ka sa taong hindi mo naman mahal at isa pa playboy sya. Laging may inu uwing babae sa bahay niyo. At isang araw napagtanto mo na lang na mahal mo na siya. Pero wala ka namang magagawa kaya kapag nagseselos ka ay umiiyak ka nalang. Kumusta naman ang ... Married to A Playboy.