(A Young Dracula fanfiction). Something strange is happening, and Lauren Blake seems to be caught up in the middle of it. As her sixteenth birthday approaches, she starts to feel different - her eyes glow, and she finds she has almost unmatchable speed and stamina. Lauren was born a werewolf, and on her birthday she will shift into her wolf form. To keep her safe, her parents have sent her to Garside Grange Day School, far away from where she used to live, in the hope that she will be able to live as normal a life as any werewolf can. But when she almost transforms and gives away her secret to her whole class, she is rescued by Vlad, the son of the school's owner. But Vlad and his family, as it turns out, are vampires, and not just any old vampires. They are the infamous Dracula clan. But what will happen when enemies return, and romance begins to blossom? After all, being in love with a vampire is hard enough, let alone the famous 'Chosen One'...

They say the world used to turn. They say that night would follow day in an endless dance. They say that dawn rose, dusk fell, and we worshiped both sun and stars. That was a long time ago. The dance has died. The world has fallen still. We float through the heavens, one half always in light, one half always in shadow. Like the moth of our forests, one wing white and the other black, we are torn. My people are the fortunate. We live in daylight, blessed in the warmth of the sun. Yet across the line, the others lurk in eternal night, afraid... and alone in the dark. I was born in the light. I was sent into darkness. This is my story.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Read the first page

Why all of society scares me. Including you. And me. (Like I started this book when I was 12 and the beginning is crap but I can't get rid of it without feeling guilty. So I'd recommend starting from the back but that's just me.)

What happens when you're stuck in a dead-end, are working three jobs and barely have enough to pay the rent? The Heavens send you a Magical Girl, of course!

This book or whatever you call this book is something i have been laughing my butt off and telling my friends during class. Hope you laugh your butt offs too!! ENJOY!!!! P.S. Afterwards tell me which one got you laughing soo much you did something hilarious!! I ended laughing soo hard in class that the teacher gave weird glances. Btw, the jokes on this book is not meant to offend anyone so if you are offended by these jokes then please don't read my book. But I just want to make people laugh so enjoy the book!!

This is a book of some poems I've written recently. Some are about me, some are about books, and some are about something else entirely. Either way, I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.