❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Years of fueled anger and regret has pushed Alana Amero to her wits end. Her only aspiration in life was to play professional football, but her dream was cut short at her own will. Now, two years later, she is now determined to make her dreams come true... Even if that means getting in the way of someone elses, her twin brother Andrew. In a drunken stupor clouds her thought process and she soon finds herself doing anything to keep the one person in her life whom she loathes more than anything else. Alana also stops at nothing to achieve her dreams. Even if that means impersonating her brother in order to play for FC Barcelona. She thinks she has it all figured out until she's tasked with never getting too close with the players on the team. Especially if one of the players is Neymar Jr. Alana has many rules if she wants the taste of revenge with a side of achieving her dream: Never mix Alana and the team; never lose focus, but most importantly: Avoid getting too close with Neymar.