"you somehow look like my ex." [ california chat series #01. ]

THIS STORY WILL BE FREE ON AUG 17, 2022. Kenna has long accepted that no matter what she does, each and every relationship of hers won't last. Meeting Saint Del Valle is bound to be a repeat experience. Or not. Is he the plot twist she's long been waiting for--so that she can proudly say she's no longer embracing the suck? *** All her life, Mackenzie "Kenna" Solares is used to being left behind. Accepting that her relationships have very short expiration dates is one thing--still, this doesn't stop her from hoping that she'll finally belong to someone, even if it means she has to shape-shift herself into that someone's ideal girl. Much to her dismay, boys still tend to run away from her after a kiss or two. A chance meeting with a guy in a costume party might turn her fate around. Maybe, Saint Del Valle is the guy who will make her unlearn the twenty years she spent embracing the suck. Disclaimer: This story is in Taglish. Cover Design by Rayne Mariano

She hates it when he gets cold and bosses her around. She hates him for always being there to stop her in her wicked games. She hates him for making her feel like she's done something wrong. She hates him for treating her like a child who needs some babysitting. She hates him. She hates him with all of her life. She hates him... She hates him so much because he doesn't care if she does. When 1 of 2. This duology is incomplete. Book 2 is not out. Thanks.

Maisie Lockhart is your non-believer of "love at first sight". Until, it may become an awaken belief when a particular delivery boy catches her eyes one day at her family market. Without a doubt, Maisie finally feels that "attraction" kicking in. But what happens when that certain delivery boy is nowhere to be seen? Enter the Valentino's. They are the handsome, upcoming heirs to well known company, Phoenix Empire. Maisie finds herself sharing some interest with one of the Valentino's. Just when things can't get any messier, her delivery boy may be more than she expects once Maisie manages to catch sight of him once again.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)