"new chat with spookyjim" // lowercase intended //

THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!! "mrs. howell, your son was born..." the doctor, dr. madison, takes a deep breath. "perfectly healthy. you've given birth to a god." - in which being born with a disease or condition is normal, and those born healthy are declared gods. //phan + a bit of kickthestickz //lowercase intended //angst + fluff

Dank memes and sexual themes

"wrong number." says a familiar voice. (a/n look sis i wrote this when i was a dumbass kid and like 15 years old. this shit is tough. i romanized depression and suicide and honestly i'm a dumbass bitch ass whore. i'm toxic and feel free to cancel me. (but please dont i'm a different person now) and yeah this has triggers for depression, self harm, uhhhh attempted suicide??? cheating i think?? TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS!! idk imma read this real quick and add all the triggers or whatever. read if you want but idk go read some fluff stop with the antsy shit it'll only hurt your heart.)

(Based off the movie Wild Child) (I was so unbelievably bored and this is the result) Dan Howell blew it. Throwing a party would usually go down with a simple grounding or scream-fest, though this time he fucked up big time. "THAT'S IT YOUR GOING TO ENGLAND!" [complete] This is a product of extreme boredom, just FYI. I do NOT own Wild Child - script found at this website http://www.veryabc.cn/movie/uploads/script/WildChild.txt Copyright 2015 (No further updates ever)

dan: i don't think we were meant to create a melody. phil: no, we weren't. we were born to make a symphony. or in which phil lester tries to get piano lessons from a brown-haired boy, but he ends up loving the teacher more than the music. © hvrcrux 2017

how far can you take a hook up? copyright © 2016

[COMPLETED] when dan buys cigarettes to a store who has a cute shop assistant

in which two heart broken boys meet in unfortunate circumstances lowercase intended short story [2016]

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)