kik || joshler

"new chat with spookyjim" // lowercase intended //

young god • phan

THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!! "mrs. howell, your son was born..." the doctor, dr. madison, takes a deep breath. "perfectly healthy. you've given birth to a god." - in which being born with a disease or condition is normal, and those born healthy are declared gods. //phan + a bit of kickthestickz //lowercase inten...

Nudes, please? ✄ Phan [FINISHED]

Dank memes and sexual themes

wrong number !! phan

"wrong number." says a familiar voice. (a/n look sis i wrote this when i was a dumbass kid and like 15 years old. this shit is tough. i romanized depression and suicide and honestly i'm a dumbass bitch ass whore. i'm toxic and feel free to cancel me. (but please dont i'm a different person now) and yeah this has trigg...

Wild Child (Phan AU)

(Based off the movie Wild Child) (I was so unbelievably bored and this is the result) Dan Howell blew it. Throwing a party would usually go down with a simple grounding or scream-fest, though this time he fucked up big time. "THAT'S IT YOUR GOING TO ENGLAND!" [complete] This is a product of extreme boredom, just FYI. ...

keyboards ▷ phan

dan: i don't think we were meant to create a melody. phil: no, we weren't. we were born to make a symphony. or in which phil lester tries to get piano lessons from a brown-haired boy, but he ends up loving the teacher more than the music. © hvrcrux 2017

hook-ups

how far can you take a hook up? copyright © 2016

addiction ✎ phan

[COMPLETED] when dan buys cigarettes to a store who has a cute shop assistant

talk me down ;; phan

in which two heart broken boys meet in unfortunate circumstances lowercase intended short story [2016]

Outcast ✧ Phan

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltz...

Human - phan

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with ki...

moods / phan

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phi...

elevators

[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016

snapchat

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Not His Girl

There are two things Harper Lynch wasn't expecting when she made out with an attractive stranger at her aunt's wedding. One: He would show up on her doorstep two weeks later as the son of an old family friend. Two: That he would be staying in her house, right next door to her. If living together isn't enough, Duke s...

Started With A Kiss

"Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry!" My face burned from the embarrassment of tripping over flat ground, and falling on top of a complete stranger, smashing my lips against his in the process. "No problem at all. It was the best kiss I've ever had," He smiled back at me, his beautiful eyes crinkling kindly. ...

New Boys in Town

Life. Something we all need to go through before we reach the point of death. Life comes with a series of different obstacles. Some good, some bad. I just so happened to face a mixture of both. Before I continue let me introduce myself. My name is Sarah, and this is my life and how I met the new boys in town.

Loving, Senior, Howell. (Dan Howell X Reader) //Book Two of JSH\\

HIGHEST RANKING IN Fanfiction #55, danielhowell #45, philiplester #1 Two years ago, Dan Howell was nothing but a jerk to you. A little less than two years ago, Dan Howell was your crush; known to your best friend, Phil Lester. Even lesser than two years ago, Dan Howell was your boyfriend who loved you dearly; no secre...

cold | d.h

i may be cold, but you keep me warm.

Just Kidding, But Seriously...

Voted "Most Likely to Join the Circus" consecutively by Killian High's past three 2009-2011 published yearbooks, and as said by practically every person in the entire school, Derek Wells is the school's ultimate class clown. Seriously, if you're ever in need of a good laugh just go to him and he'll have you clapping y...

Forced to have the Player's Kid (Book One of The Great Age Plague Series)

COMPLETED During the year 2032 a plague hit the world, decimating the adult population. The few survivors now run the schools filled with an influx of orphans. Unfortunately, the populations are dwindling fast and soon human's may become extinct. That's when the Young Adult Baby Law was put into place-- a law forcing...

The Cliché ✓

The one where the seemingly bad boy falls for the apparent nerd - except it's a lot more complicated than that. - Copyright © 2013 Viano Oniomoh All rights reserved.

Outcasts [PUBLISHED]

PUBLISHED! Now available on Amazon, and Kindle Unlimited! Shy, quiet, Riley Summers' life is changed once she meets Aiden Callaway, the misunderstood boy at Fairfield High School. Two completely different personalities of the stereotypical high school scene come together to learn that they aren't so different at all. ...

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

Adopted By Phan

!CURRENTLY EDITING! Adoption story with Phan. Most chapters are around 10-20 pages, shorter if I'm updating a lot and longer if I'm not updating as much. TRIGGERS: SELF-HATE SELF-HARM DEPRESSION ANXIETY

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

Stepbrother ✔

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. ...

Pause (Published)

#1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...