{Sequel to "I (Accidentally) Kidnapped 5SOS"} You would've thought that it ended after Allison. Reese was free, Meese were a happy couple, we were touring together all over the world, and everything was going fine and dandy. Well, that's not how it ended. At all. I don't know why I did it, I wasn't thinking. I just wasn't happy, and she seemed to make everyone else happy. I needed to know, and she agreed, but we didn't plan on getting caught. Now Michael hates my guts and wants to kick me out of the band. Oh, but wait, there's more: someone stole my passport, and now these two freaks are dragging Reese and I around the country, claiming that they can "help" us. If we don't do exactly what they say... well, it's the end of us. What are the odds of this happening AGAIN?

"You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll come for you."

"Man! I feel like a woman." "Luke, what the heck is wrong with you?" Who knew that being cursed to talk only in lyrics could cause so much trouble? [creds go to @dimple-ashton for this amazing idea!]