You X Tyler Joseph. Starts out pretty normal, gradually escalates into a smut. You and Tyler are only friends at first.

"But I'm straight." Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is. //warning: swearing, self harm, and eventually smut//

Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]

( ( slow updates ) ) Five years have passed since your wedding day, you now live happily with your husband, Dan, and your two beautiful daughters. Everything seems perfect - but, of course, nothing lasts forever. You tried your hardest to forget all of the unforgettable memories, but your broken past only comes back to haunt you...

After Dan and Phil play Mario kart Phil decides Dan needs a punishment for losing!!

Dan Howell and Phil Lester hate each other. Phil always teases Dan and Dan always yells at Phil. Can Tumblr change that?

Moving to London, finally. New people, new home, new life. You can forget all of your problems back in North America, with the help of someone special... _____________ Forewarning: I wrote this story many years ago, so I apologize for all the spelling mistakes, grammar issues and the overall overused plot. My writing has since improved, but I'd rather not edit and correct all these things for the sake of looking back on how much I've grown and changed, writing-wise. Thanks for your understanding!

Part 2 of the infamous series. You asked for it, so you got it - this is the sequel to You're The Straw To My Berry! If you haven't read YTSTMB, it would make sense to read that first but it's not 100% necessary.

Dan Howell is a 22 year old man, whilst finally having a good life starts to descend into a tremendous spiral of misfortune. Of course it starts with the stereotypical event of loosing his beloved girlfriend causing him to snap at working putting him out of a job. Now with no way to eat, or pay his rent Dan looses all effort to continue. That's until he sees a sign on the front of an office building . "Employee needed" [UNEDITED] [WARNING] It sucks at the begging and doesn't get better (No, this is nothing like that uncultured 50 shades of grey shit)