Gkz7899
What if the Fellowship lived in the modern world?
What if the way to Mordor, the business empire of the century, was in a junky Volkswagen van?
And most of all, what if Merry and Pippin discovered the wonders of IHOP and the never-ending pancakes?
-I do not own Tolkien's characters, though I wish I did; I simply enjoy spoofing them :)
This story is not meant to be realistic or serious, by any means!