It was all because of those damn clowns. They go around playing tricks and gassing people like they own the place! But ME, Edward Nigma, The Riddler, the smartest, most intellectual inmate in the asylum deserves the applause, the attention. I can be just as infamous. I deserve Arkham’s spotlight.

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

It started with a meeting. The Red Hood Gang was there. They said they had a plan that together with me as their leader we could pull this robbery off. And millions of dollars in cash would be ours.

These are all probably going to be Batjokes based, but I may write some others. Some may be fluffy while others may be a bit emotional, so stay tuned. Batman and Joker are not mine.

A small, little, BatJokes related story for Thxgiving because I need to at least do one BatJokes holiday story. HAPPY THXGIVING!!!

The most beloved comic book pair come together to celebrate their anniversary.

What happens when you take one of the most famous superhero's DNA and mix it with his most rivaled enemy's DNA? A deadly concoction that no one anticipated. Batman + Joker = ? {Summary sucks, but let's hope the story's better!}

Harley Quinn and the Joker oneshots

I walk beside him everyday, but I'm just too blind to see, he's the one for me.