funny
26 stories
The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1) by demonicblackcat
demonicblackcat
  • WpView
    Reads 53,297,989
  • WpVote
    Votes 1,613,154
  • WpPart
    Parts 64
Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX
TBYK by longtimegone
longtimegone
  • WpView
    Reads 1,134,230
  • WpVote
    Votes 56,288
  • WpPart
    Parts 58
Irony {noun} - a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result. Khloe Matthews had never really considered how ironic her life was until she died. At parties, the head cheerleader would do something BIG to get revenge. If this meant spreading secrets and telling lies then she would do it. How ironic is it that Khloe used parties as a way of ending her peers' social lives and in turn someone used her own end of summer party to end her life? The sad thing is that Khloe didn't even really see it coming, but as she recounts her story, it becomes increasingly obvious that her so called 'friends' did. Now her friends will have to learn that just because the bitch is dead, it doesn't mean she's gone. Who said you had to be alive to get revenge? graphic by @obsessedhumor- [highest ranking = #1 in mystery & thriller {29/12/15}] All Rights Reserved Copyright © longtimegone Steal my work-face my wrath.
The Life of a Slut by Midnight_kisses
Midnight_kisses
  • WpView
    Reads 13,994
  • WpVote
    Votes 340
  • WpPart
    Parts 1
“The funny thing is, in almost every teen fiction story there is a slut. No, I should say in EVERY teen fiction cliché story there actually is a slut, sometimes there’s even a man whore. Of course he’s the hot guy that usually falls in love with the main character. But sluts, no, they’re the disgrace, the walking STDs, the person that's used and abused. But what’s even more disturbing is the fact that no one knows our story. The life of a real slut. My name is Adriana, by the way; but my "friends" call me Ace. Here's my story. _________________________ Adriana Dawson- or simply Ace-is what people consider a slut, she has blonde hair and blue eyes, she dresses in tight clothing, and she has multiple sex partners. Every one knows she'll never be good for anything but laying on her back, and she knows it as well. She'll never be smart, never be successful, never know what it feels like to be in love... or so her mother constantly tells her. These were the rules of her life, and she had learn to accept them. But when she makes the mistake of falling for a guy who loves the good girl, she decides it's time to switch things around. Now this "slut" has decided to transform back into "little-miss-innocence" to catch the attention of Ryan Rider, the school's dream guy. It's just like a cliche story- except backwards. Eric Garner is what people would consider a "goth" because of his immense love of rock music and the color black. He understand he'll never fit into society, but he doesn't want to. His grades are good, his friends always have his back, and his parents accept him the way he is. The only thing he's missing is the girl he's been crushing on since the beginning of 8th grade year- Ace Dawson. So when Ace decides to switch from being the school slut, to the school nerd, to catch the attention of a complete jerk- he decides he'll change as well.Eric the Goth is now Eric the Bad Boy, and Ace the Slut is now Ace the Nerd.What could possibly go wrong?
Not all Blondes do Backflips by CrayonChomper
CrayonChomper
  • WpView
    Reads 16,693,183
  • WpVote
    Votes 338,254
  • WpPart
    Parts 28
Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper
Friendship for Dummies by leigh_
leigh_
  • WpView
    Reads 14,703,491
  • WpVote
    Votes 449,066
  • WpPart
    Parts 36
"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.
The Nerd's Makeover by exoticskittles
exoticskittles
  • WpView
    Reads 822,663
  • WpVote
    Votes 20,340
  • WpPart
    Parts 35
Sophie Emerson is a nerd. She is not your average nerd, though, she's also a badass that has attitude. All through her life she's gone through bullying but she's managed to stand up for herself. When her best friend Lucy decides enough is enough and finally convinces her to get a makeover, Sophie suddenly finds herself wanted by all the boys and hated by all the girls. Her ex-crush, Blake seems to be even more determined to make her life a living hell. When things go wrong, though, Sophie begins to think that this whole makeover was a mistake... There is going to be A LOT of drama. © Copyright 2013 All rights reserved -cover made by me-
Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*] by 3pointt14
3pointt14
  • WpView
    Reads 3,174,524
  • WpVote
    Votes 137,786
  • WpPart
    Parts 40
Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m
Charming In Handcuffs by Jenleighna
Jenleighna
  • WpView
    Reads 12,678,024
  • WpVote
    Votes 423,980
  • WpPart
    Parts 50
Boy next door is charming. Boy next door is dangerous. Boy next door is on house arrest. * * * * * They've been neighbors for as long as Juliet can remember. You'd think being neighbors, they would have been friends by now. Not the case. They've been sworn enemies since Jack dumped sand down her shirt in the 1st Grade. Juliet Sanders lives next door to Jack McKinnon, the boy on house arrest for being the prime suspect in a murder investigation. That's only because his father paid off the judge, of course, or he'd be behind bars until the trial. The McKinnon family stays in the spotlight. Jack's mom is a famous author, his dad a movie producer. Juliet watches Jack. Whether if he's going for a swim or walking laps around the house at 3 in the morning. Something always piqued her curiosity. It takes Juliet getting locked out of her house to finally face the mysterious boy next door. And he's definitely not rainbows and butterflies. Juliet's curiosity may just get her in trouble. *Slowly editing FULLY* Note: KKKANGAROO has been really kind and has helped me edit some chapters. :)
celebrity burn book by her129
her129
  • WpView
    Reads 292,918
  • WpVote
    Votes 11,315
  • WpPart
    Parts 52
in which i burn celebrities so bad they are in immediate need of an ice pack.
Teenage girl's rants by Infinityplusbeyond
Infinityplusbeyond
  • WpView
    Reads 678,584
  • WpVote
    Votes 34,141
  • WpPart
    Parts 117
Apparently, swearing and cursing about our problems aren't very lady like? Infinityplusbeyond 2013