The Fordham family is an odd bunch, Toni is gothic emo and completely crazy and random, Violet is a girly girl, loves hello kitty and random sometimes, Corey is a chav and is crazy like his sister but hates to admit it, Alan is ginger and just plain weird and then Claire is crazy like Toni but also sainer than Toni. Join Toni as she discovers things in her life that he never knew would happen :) (book 1)