A Halloween lock-in gone horribly wrong ---- Tili tili bom The silent night hides everything He sneaks up behind you And he is going to get you He walks He is coming... closer Winner of Fanfic Fright Day writing contest 10/30/2015

Laugh your butts off by reading this hilarious joke book of the Harry Potter fan fic world!

I hate to brag.... But I am the king of comebacks, and I know everyone is in dire need of a lesson on them, so I'm writing a book filled with them. This is a public service really, your welcome universe.

Cuz if your anything like me you don't give a fuck about what people think anyway! So join me as I post 5things daily.... And vote please!!!!

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?

I really love Harry Potter so I thought I might make some jokes for people to have a laugh at 😌

*Wattpad Featured Story* Grand prize winner of the Slash Fic contest by @Fanfic A year before his 111th birthday, Bilbo Baggins talks to young Frodo about the special friendship that he shared with Thorin Oakenshield. *Not part of my "Forget and Forgive" AU series* (Cover art: edit of official IMAX poster for "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey")

‣ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ᴏꜰ @ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄ "ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ" ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇꜱᴛ When two troublemakers get together, what could go wrong? ━━━━━━━━━━━ Sirius Black and Gwyn Reich are a pair of troublemakers, always bickering and causing mayhem. After a Quidditch commentary and a bit of blackmail, the two are forced to act as a couple, leading to the admittance of feelings and the discovery of secrets.