{PARODY - JOKE. Because we've all read at least one of these in our lives and have wanted to pull our hair out.} Hi, Im Helvetica but my friends call me Veti. I met the one Direction boys when i was working at starbucks. each one gave me there numbers but i don't know which to call! I also have a bad past that I dont tell anyone bout. but ever since those five minutes with the boys happened... ive begun to trust... BUT GUESS WHAT? I'M PREGNANT! Yeah, and when the baby comes out after two weeks of being preggo in the eggo, I DONT KNOW WHICH FATHER IT IS. Who's gonna be the baby daddy of my baby? READ TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Louis Tomlinson finds Harry Styles sitting in an alley, he doesn't at all expect Harry to be different... or different in a nonhuman way at least. Until his bestfriend Liam informs him that Harry is a hybrid. A cat hybrid to be exact. Will Louis keep Harry with him, or will he send Harry out on his own? (I'm horrid at descriptions, don't judge... just... I don't know. Give it a try perhaps. If you hate it, you don't have to read of course xD And don't be frightened by the number of chapters... they're fairly short!)

every song shouts a story

There was once five boys in a band called One Direction. This is not their story. Unless you count the part where I killed them.

With a lump in my throat, I looked down to place the sticker with my number on my shirt. When I looked back up, I took in the scene before me and nervously gulped. The waiting area was filled to the brim. There were literally no seats left, and so I backed into a corner, leaned my back against the wall and slumped down to the ground. I didn't quite know what to do with myself so I began fidgeting and playing with my thumbs. When I looked back up, I noticed someone staring at me, or rather, at the bottom of my shoe. I raised my eyebrow questioningly, and he began walking towards me. --- When Andrea Flynn first auditioned for The X Factor, she insisted on going alone. In any case, that's the way it's always been, just her and her old guitar. She found comfort in being by herself, and alone was her favorite thing to be. Little did she know, auditioning for Britain's top talent television show would mean that she would never be alone again, but maybe, just maybe, it wasn't such a bad thing after all. And when asked who she had to thank for her new life, she replied “her boots,” because they brought her to the audition, and most importantly, they brought her to Liam. Getting through didn't change her life. He did.

All Bethany wants is revenge after being heartbroken. She seeks guys and plays with their hearts just like one once did to her. Zayn Malik finds a way into her life and tries to mend her heart but he soon finds himself falling for her just like many others. But, there’s one secret after another that could ruin everything. A world that was unknown to people on land. There are things in the world that’s yet to be seen. Will these secrets and lies lead them both closer to the edge?

[DISCONTINUED] Whitney Davies has been oblivious to the world for three years, but you can't blame her. It isn't her fault she's stuck in Neverland. Not the Neverland you know and love, though. This is a different place, where there aren't any pixie dust or mermaids or pirates. You don't come here to avoid growing up. This is the Neverland where you're trapped being somewhere in between sleep and awake. This is where you'll find everyone who's in a coma right now, waiting for their bodies to wake up from a deep slumber. And this is where Whitney has been for three whole years. No one ever expects to find themselves in Neverland. Especially a member of the most famous boyband in the world.

Harry Styles will be playing your love interest. Those were the words Amber dreaded to hear. With a lot of bad history between them, the last thing they want to do is be around each other. But in order to make this movie, they need to at least get along. What will happen when they're forced to share an apartment together? A lot can happen, both good and bad. Amber wants nothing to do with Harry and Harry wants nothing to do with Amber...or so he thought he didn't. Will they be able to let go of the past? Or will the past be there to haunt their every move?