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Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

This story explains what the friends lives were like before teddy... And after teddy

- Teddy, a wild man with a wild life. The leader of the teddy club, and the Protector of the children. This story reflects on Who the heck Teddy is, and what Teddy "does". New York Times- A wonderful, disturbing story that will make you question where your children are at all times.

Hello! This book contains Teddy club member material that may not be suitable for young children. ( Great for bedtime stories for the old and young! ) This book is dedicated to the one and only original squishy, so if you don't like squishy things I recommend not reading the following material. Anyone who copy prints this will be forced to eat multiple objects containing….Jell-O, pinecones, Loafed meat , aunt Susan's hot dog recipe, and or a hair from the back of an untamed tree trimmer.So welcome all children!!!! Kitty Hawk greets you all!