Two different worlds collide as Percy Jackson, demigod and Harry Potter, wizard comes face-to-face after having dreams about each other. They are both in the middle of a war and could just be each other's solution to saving the world. [Set in Harry Potter's fifth year and after the Olympian war in Percy Jackson, right before The Lost Hero] WARNING: Unedited and contains lots of grammar mistakes and misspelled words. Lots of plotholes as well!

❝roses are red, your eyes are blue, the way you- oh crap! sorry, i thought you were my-❞ ❝no, no. it's quite alright. i have hazel eyes, but you're actually kinda cute, curly. keep goin'...❞ Graphics: @zarrycupcake © Copyright: All rights reserved. || zarrycupcake

Blonde Jokes :) if you think they're funny, you can tell them to your friends :)

"It's been a eventful nine months, " He said smiling at me, dimples and all. "Yeah, but they were our nine months." [Zarry Mpreg]

*Completed* If you plan on reading this story I'll tell you now it has useless smut in the first few chapters and just let your dirty little mind enjoy it. It was a pg-13 story until they found the smut. Oh well. This story is about Zayn and how he slowly falls in love with his brothers boss and vice versa while his brother is in another country helping the business the his boss so conveniently sent him after a call from Zayn. All Harry wanted wanted was to get the cute boy but along the way actually started to fall for him. Note it's better to read the story.

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

My Ziam one shots all in the same place. Because they kill me. Enjoy. ***Warning: May cause serious damage to your feels***

Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right? | technically not part of the summary | Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published. The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!

Dou-che bag (adjective) Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche. That is the definition of Justin Bieber. Player, jerk, asshole extraordinaire. He gets the ladies. The girls want him, and the guys want to be him. His life is perfect. Nerd (adjective) One whose IQ exceeds his weight. That's Zayn Malik for you. Nerd with a capital N. His family moves from Bradford England to Stratford Canada because of a job opportunity. Zayn is shy and quiet, glasses and vests. He doesn't mix with the popular kids. And they don't mix with him. He does the jocks homework, and the jock doesn't bully him. A simple and fair trade. But things in Stratford are different. The kids in school make fun of his heavy Bradford accent and his clothes. Bradford is such a quiet place, he isn't used to the energy of Stratford. It is a big, and surprising change. And even more surprising when the school jock is his neighbor. So what happens when a school trip to Spain pulls these two totally different individuals together?

Haha THIS AIN'T A STORY but every event, every incident, every happening makes up a story. So this is an idea of you guys sending me YOUR embarrassing moments like by pm-ing me and I will copy paste that and dedicate that chap to you. SOOOOO COME ONE....PM ME....AND READ YOURS AND OTHER MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS ;P