she had to make ten lists and if he liked them, he'd like her.

it's the sex you want, not the person.

"It doesn't have to be for real, we can just pretend."

now it's the real deal // the sequel to pretend //

you are in control.

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

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