warning: i made this book when i was like 11 and cringy af Need some comebacks and insults for those witches that push you too far? Bored out of your mind? Yeah, well just read this book.

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

A down-on-his-luck Necromancer and his dimwitted skeleton companion find a powerful, ancient artifact. But when it accidentally goes off and kills a powerful Paladin, they're forced to flee town. After meeting up with a young woman and her Ogre companion, the Necromancer finds a new purpose and a new life.

They always used to think I was normal. No one knew I was capable of such randomness... until one fateful day... they came across a book.

read title lol xD