what can i say, like the way your body feels against mine.

Some retarded ass chats.. really short ones... but there is a lot so quit yo complain'in...

Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book! So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from this site called Tumblr. I just can't help it. Highest Rank: #178 = 5.14. 15

Cuz if your anything like me you don't give a fuck about what people think anyway! So join me as I post 5things daily.... And vote please!!!!

The chats I have on Omegle are always so weird, and I needed a place to keep them. These should be pretty entertaining, considering my weirdness. Enjoy! (I got this idea from serendi-pity but a lot of other people are also doing this) Disclaimer: I do not take credit for any of the actions or words of any of the "strangers" in this book. This is purely for entertainment.

weird stuff that happen to me, and weird things I do.

This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day

◇Completed◇ Need a laugh. You are now entering Funny World. Where you can laugh your heart out. Cover by: lamorphine

"I'm Blase" That's all it took for Misery to fall head over heals for a boy she knows nothing about. That boy and his friends change Misery's life for the better, with the occasional bump along the way. (Gay couples and trigger warnings)