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the crackiest crack fic that ever cracked A bunch of fabulous homos and whore school

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

This is the dramatic sequel to 'Let's Not And Say We Did'. So read that one first. It's not all sunshine and rainbows after Pete And Patrick finally say "I Do". Kicking their enemies out of the wedding doesn't stop them from getting their payback. And they do it in a way that will change Pete and Patrick's lives together forever. Will their love be strong enough to withstand the challenges? Or will their "I Do" quickly become "I Did" ? (Don't read if you're expecting all happiness and fluff)

The bandom is one large, crazy, and for newcomers, terrifying fandom. In the end of the day, we are just a bunch of "emo" nerds that obsess over tattooed boys that scream. Consider this the news paper, for the bandom. The buzz is always juicy, and just what the bandom craves. Leave your opinion on each new chapter in the comments!

Collete Stevens is the golden girl, but what happens when her world comes crashing down? Can she fix her heart of stone?

One night after a show in November of 2008, Pete approaches Patrick on the bus after everyone else has gone to bed for a one night thing. Afterwards, Patrick isn't sure he wants it to end then, Pete wants to forget about the whole thing, and problems continue to arise. *Trigger warning* Sexual situations (although no smut, but something pretty close to it), swearing, alcohol, talk of a mental disorder. Hints of drugs. No self harm. This is also posted on AO3 right here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/3542366/chapters/7797329

another book of band oneshots. with all your favorite ships. (Well some I'm guessing) I hope. from fluff to other lame stuff . with frerard, petekey, peterick, kellic, ryden, etc. also I'll take requests too! it'll be fun SLOW AF UPDATES)

Words that came out of the mouths of Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz, Joe Trohman, and Andy Hurley :)

Pete has nowhere to go, and Mikey has the world resting on his shoulders. Horrible description, I know. NOTE: I do not own any of the characters in this story.