Trevor Loves Zendaya But just who might get in the way? { Needs MAJORR editing. }

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝Let's commit the perfect crime- I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.❞ Two players, Summer Huntley and Nick Jenner, determined not only to lose their reputations as heartbreakers, but also determined to find love. Add two players together- with a few of Cupid's arrows to the mix, and what do you get? The perfect crime. Cover by @aeris- Humor #877 || September 10 2014

One Shot.

A collection of funny + relatable text-posts to read when you're feeling down or simply for fun or even when you're bored. [highest: hum #26] [cover: nightnoises]

"Every princess needs a prince charming." "Or a knight in shining armor." Sophia Heart Valentine makes all her fans scream by the mere mention of her name. She's Hollywood's Princess after all - the singer and actress that can make anybody fall for her charms. She's struggling with the life in Hollywood while attempting in vain to stop the changes it brought to not only her looks, but her whole personality. Throwing in her father's engagement with a girl she never met, a summer visit from her best friend that she has a crush on, and a movie deal with the arrogant Hollywood's Prince, she knew her life is just about to become ten times more complicated.

"I gazed into his emerald green orbs as I spilled scolding hot coffee on him in Starbucks." [this book is not meant to offend ANYONE. It's just for some laughs and some fun. :)]

ducks (n.) • any of various swimming birds in which the neck and legs are short, the feet typically webbed, the bill often broad and flat, and the sexes usually different from each other in plumage • creatures of interest and significance to Davy Michaels koi fishes (n.) • a group of fish that are ornamental varieties of domesticated common carp that are kept for decorative purposes in outdoor koi ponds or water gardens • creatures under oppression by ducks, according to Vee Webber ducks and koi fishes (n.)(pl.) • a community of living species wherein they may or may not coexist at any specific body of water • the primary cause repetitive arguments between Davy Michaels and Vee Webber • also the catalyst for changes in the said pair's lives • located in a pond between Camp Haren and Camp Reed, divided by an obsolete, dingy bridge cover by @Ashihara

As soon as you turn sixteen, the Timekeeper is inserted on the inside of your wrist. It's a countdown, showing days, hours, minutes, seconds. Until what, you might ask? Until you meet your soul mate. Candice Smith has only just turned sixteen, and is looking forward to finding her soul mate. But things don't turn out exactly how she thought they would. Find your soul mate, and you should fall in love at first sight right? Wrong. Jase Williams isn't who she pictured as her soul mate, not even close. They are complete opposites, surely there has been a mistake? Between lies, betrayal, and tears, will Candice and Jase end up falling for each other? Or will Candice fall for someone else? (disclaimer: this story is unedited and contains some course language) [ cover by @goodgirlfaiths ]