The Wait

Trevor Loves Zendaya But just who might get in the way? { Needs MAJORR editing. }

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

The Perfect Crime

❝Let's commit the perfect crime- I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.❞ Two players, Summer Huntley and Nick Jenner, determined not only to lose their reputations as heartbreakers, but also determined to find love. Add two players together- with a few of Cupid's arrows to the mix, and what do you get? The p...

Paper Planes

One Shot.

Tumblr Textposts

A collection of funny + relatable text-posts to read when you're feeling down or simply for fun or even when you're bored. [highest: hum #26] [cover: nightnoises]

Hollywood's Princess [PUBLISHED]

"Every princess needs a prince charming." "Or a knight in shining armor." Sophia Heart Valentine makes all her fans scream by the mere mention of her name. She's Hollywood's Princess after all - the singer and actress that can make anybody fall for her charms. She's struggling with the life in Hollywood while attempt...

Dumb Fanfic Moments

"I gazed into his emerald green orbs as I spilled scolding hot coffee on him in Starbucks." [this book is not meant to offend ANYONE. It's just for some laughs and some fun. :)]

Ducks and Koi Fishes

ducks (n.) • any of various swimming birds in which the neck and legs are short, the feet typically webbed, the bill often broad and flat, and the sexes usually different from each other in plumage • creatures of interest and significance to Davy Michaels koi fishes (n.) • a group of fish that are ornamental varietie...

The Timekeeper

As soon as you turn sixteen, the Timekeeper is inserted on the inside of your wrist. It's a countdown, showing days, hours, minutes, seconds. Until what, you might ask? Until you meet your soul mate. Candice Smith has only just turned sixteen, and is looking forward to finding her soul mate. But things don't t...