"if that's your way of picking up girls, I'm sorry to break it to you my friend but you're not doing very well." in which a boy tried with pick up lines but she didn't try at all. sequel: colours (its on my profile)

"We have one month to convince the entire school that we are completely, one-hundred-percent smitten with one another?" "31 days." Because who doesn't love a fake relationship? [completed] [calum hood AU]

"That's never going to work, you idiot." It's her senior year and Ruby has vowed to tell her long-term crush, Calum Hood, exactly how she feels. But when things don't go to plan, she skeptically takes on the help of Luke, the boy next door, who believes he's got the perfect plan.

❝ i've got a question, if i pulled you closer would you mind? ❞ NOTE 👼🏼🌫 it's REALLY bad & i know. the grammar is really bad too. i apologize. read at your own risk p.s. i wrote this when i was 10, no joke.

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

" I felt simply more than something this time, more passion, more love and maybe even safety. It was as if he was always there to protect me or something. It was true love. " cake fanfiction boyxboy donutmuke 2015

This is a story about a teen boy, sent away to a camp in a vain attempt by his father to "get the gay out of him." So Ashton was sent so a gay camp. Unknown to his father, the camp was to bring together gay people, not make them 'un-gay' A funny story about the coming together of two (sexylicious) guys, and Cake ;) ~ShineSupernova (cover by JustAnotherNerd)

Things change, from when you were young. Once, Delilah Cook lived in Sydney, was best friends with a boy called Luke Hemmings, and had big dreams of being a singer. Then the terrible, tragic and unexpected happened. Now, Delilah lives in Melbourne, is recently signed music artist, has a best friend named Emilia Jones and doesn’t think about Luke anymore. At least, that’s what she tells herself. But when Delilah finds herself on a tour with the 5SOS boys of her past, what could possibly go wrong?

"Hello class. I'm going to be your Math teacher for the year." No. It couldn't be. "My name is Mr. Hemmings." And it is. "Now first let me take attendance and then I'll explain what we're going to be learning this year," he told and then started listing names. "Veronica Albert." "Kyle Berton." "Chris Byon." "Jessica Crum." "Elise Davis." After he said my name he looked up. I couldn't trust my voice to say here so I just stupidly made eye contact with him. Oh shit. That was the worst decision of my life. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Ellie had everything she wanted in the world she was known as a spoiled L.A brat but one big mistake has her on the next plane to Australia where she will be staying with her grandparents for the whole summer. Will Ellie be the same brat she was before coming to Australia or will a certain boy change her?