TRIGGER WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE, SELF INJURY, DEATH AND ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. Can Dan save Phil? Phil is suicidal and Dan is the only one who's there for him. Can he alone save Phil?

"Wait, pause. Louis Tomlinson just liked my selfie. What a creep."

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Benjamin "Money" Carter is a vivacious young stickup kid, along with his wife Angel of four years. The two have been doing stickups since the age of sixteen and eighteen. They don't care who you are. If you got it-they want it. When the two rob and murder two members who belongs to a team of killers called the Savage Boysz, all hell breaks loose. As if battling it out with the ruthless SB crew isn't enough. One of the SB boysz has something on them that Money and Angel takes that throws them right into the world of the elites. Can Angel still be a ride or die chick while being hunted by a vicious street gang along with dealing with the lifestyle of fast money, women, clothes, cars, drugs and everything else? Sex, Lies, Murder, Greed, Lust, Betrayal, Deceit...

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" will appreciate this good-natured satire. Anyone who hated the original novel will appreciate this ruthless skewering.

My Step Brother series:) Lloyd Walters is... Well soon to be my step brother since my mom is marrying his dad by the end of the summer which is two months from the present... Problem is I liked him since the day I laid eyes on him at the airport when I came to New York from London. He could be a player to the feminine gender and I act like I don't care and unaffected by it, pretending to hate him but recently, he's been flirting to me and has been so sweet and we've been close... Too close... And I realized something, I started to like him more than I should, and the wedding couldn't happen. Can we stop it from happening?

+Sequel of 'My Step Brother is A Player'+ Also credit for @JazzyYazzy_99 for the book cover:D I never believed in love, never did and never will. What's so special about it anyways? Valentines? Anniversaries? Bunch of crap! I'm basically more like my dad when he was my age. A player, mostly known as a 'jerk' for most ladies I slept with and didn't sign the marriage papers for them the next day. Honestly, I don't know how mom made my dad fall for her and even marry her, I guess she has that charm that no other lady has. That's why no one can make me fall on their feet. I will never settle into a relationship neither for a girl... That's what I thought though before I met this amazing girl, she was just a one night stand at first but then I realized that she was different from the rest... Everything about her just turned my world upside down the moment I saw her designer dress on my floor. That classy bitch who slept with me and kept her word as a one-night-stand got me thinking all night. Cassandra Logan. What if I'm suddenly falling for her and I began eating my words? No, it can't happen. But it's happening and I can't do anything about it but just free fall.

Benjamin Herveaux is my twin brother's enemy. Cole hated him since the incident in middle school and till now, he hasn't dropped the subject and still despise him. I have no problem with Benjamin to be honest and thinks he's a pretty cool guy, but I have to side with Cole on this one cause he's been my other half since birth. Rumours were going around the school about Benjamin liking me and an accident happen between us at a party... A good one but risky in my opinion if my brother finds out. From that point, I realized I'm starting to like Ben more and more and went behind Cole's back which was bad but I didn't care. I'm willing to risk my relationship with my brother just for his enemy and I know Cole will never forgive me for doing this to him... I'm torn between my brother and Benjamin.

Highest Rank #5 in Humour - Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling. Skye seems to have the great aspect of raging hormones and curiosity. Is it possible for one girl with the explicit content Rated R mind be able to get the new kid to notice her? Well frankly, no one can miss Skye as she misinterprets everything dirty and enjoys sharing her thoughts, especially her best friend Jace who is her inevitable sound board. Everything seems so good, so cliche', so inviting and yet... Nothing is what you think it is. This is one humour book that is so much more than you bargained for.