I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16

[joshler fanfic] It all started when they read a joshler fanfiction as a joke.

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!

Those 6 words built Frank Iero's world "I really love you Frank Iero..." And those almost exact words made Mikey Way's world shatter around him "But I don't love you Mikey." (Originally Aesthetic Boy) Copyright © 2016 Potatoismygender All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, without permission from the author. TRIGGER WARNINGS!! Rape, attempted suicide, cutting, alcohol and drug use, and prostitution.

Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their year. But yet, Dan is determined to find out what Phil is hiding behind his arrogant mask.

"I'm afraid of you! is that what you wanted to hear?" peterick au. [IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW ARE EVER IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP, THERE IS HELP. PEOPLE CARE. CALL 1-800-799-SAFE!]

(this was an april fools joke) phil lester is bullied and broken everyday, he's different - he sees monsters in normal people around him, and kindness and love in the real monster. it all begins when he takes a different route home after school one day and gets lost in the woods at night and meets a beautiful kind of monster: tall, white, beautiful, and slender - just like those girls that get notes on tumblr.

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, shows up to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. But, religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. [warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.