"Who can play the guitar?" The red head asks, pointing his finger through the front row. All of the girls begin jumping up and down while pointing to themselves. I roll my eyes because I bet none of them know how to play a chord on a guitar. "Can you?" An Australian voice rings through the room and I lift my head to see that he's looking straight at me. "Me?" I ask, well mouth, pointing to myself. "Yeah you!" The guy smiles, tilting his head.

You: LIV you: Why did you change your number?! You: REPLY You: LIV I NEED TO TALK TO YOU Liv: I am not Liv Liv: How did you get my number? Highest ranking: #1 in Fanfiction ❤

"Please, Daddy? I've been a good boy." "I'm sorry but no. You've already had three, you don't need another." "But Daddy!" "I said no, Kitten. And no means no." "I'll suck your-" "No" -Or- The one where Michael is a kitten and Ashton is his Daddy.

"Why do you always wear sweaters?" "Because it's sweater weather, silly."

wouldn't you pretend to drown to get the cute lifeguard, too?

"If you're not straight but you're not gay, what are you?" "I guess I'm just curved." Fanfiction #93

; the one where calum is mute but michael loves him nonetheless.

In which Calum works at a cotton candy stand at the fair and Michael just seems to love the pink fluff. Fem!Michael - ©methmuke2015

Calum watches Michael everyday from his window.

❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "You're the star player on the football team, and I'm just some loser. You've got a reputation to maintain and I don't care about mine. It makes perfect sense that you tried to blame what happened on me. But I don't want to be a part of whatever it is you're planning." [book 1] {book 2: I Wouldn't Mind} {book 3: Everything You Do} Italian translation: http://www.wattpad.com/story/25518815-prove-you-wrong-cake-au-traduzione :)