If people thought I was a dirty fuckboy fine. I'd be the dirtiest fuckboy they'd ever seen.

"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."

"Get in loser we're going to college"

She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

[COMPLETED] "in this year i've learnt how to live with what god gave me, but i've also learnt that i'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend."

in which an overly horny guy has to learn that not every girl likes him and his d.ick

in which a rather awkward and clumsy boy learns that size doesn't matter.

"7:15, that's our time."

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."