"Looney girls have the best fun" Mark Fischbach--known as the infamous YouTube personality "Markiplier"--sure has his work cut out for him. Videos to make, sketches to write, bananas to contemplate; no wonder the guy is laughing at pets named Steve and somehow knows how people collect the semen of bulls. But he's not the only one completely bonkers. Let's introduce Markimoo to Helen McTrower--also known as Quiet Pyscho--is a girl gamer who is as crazy as her channel suggests, and she's even threatening to take Mark's little crown. Between these two fandoms, things are looking both good and bad. And it looks like the fans might be ready to make a bet: Who's completely off their rocker? ~First fanfiction for Mr. Fischbach! I hope you like it, and if you do, put in a good word to Markiplier for me, will you? I miss him reading fanfics.~