If you are an equestrian, then this book is for you. It is full of relatable stories, problems, jokes, and more!(I know, it sounds SUPER cheesy so far, but I promise you, it's not)
This is a rant book for all equestrians/horse people/riders/Olympic riders and whoever just understands horse people. If you do not really understand horsey stuff but you wanna read it, just try to understand. Thanks!
Hey, so idek why I'm writing a horse quotes book, but I AM.
DON'T JUDGE MEEE!!!!!!!
Anywayz, if u like horses plz read this book and plz vote and comment!!
Also, just like all my other quote books, I haven't make these quotes up and I'm not really taking credit for them either.
For Madison Evans, success in the harsh world of eventing has always been a distant dream; ambitions of competing at the infamous Rolex Kentucky Horse Trials being stashed in several horses who've never quite carried her to the victory she craves. For years, she's trained at the prestigious Belmont Equestrian Centre that provides her with world-class warmbloods, advanced facilities and experienced training. But when two talented new additions arrive at the yard, Madison has to reckon with the forces of an infuriating yet endearing rival and a wild mare with unlimited potential if she wants her dreams to become a reality.
Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Me: okay
Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing?
Me: idk why?
Person: Because he was
Person: A little horse!
Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny.
#1 in Equestrian,
#1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...)
Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_