Comebacks

I hate to brag.... But I am the king of comebacks, and I know everyone is in dire need of a lesson on them, so I'm writing a book filled with them. This is a public service really, your welcome universe.

Weird things to do in public

Cuz if your anything like me you don't give a fuck about what people think anyway! So join me as I post 5things daily.... And vote please!!!!

Teenager Posts

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

stupidly smart!!!

:) This book is filled with the most stupid but smart jokes, puns, brain teasers and many more so if you're into stuff like that you're very likely to love this book!!! ;) :D

Shattered Heart

Charming In Handcuffs

Boy next door is charming. Boy next door is dangerous. Boy next door is on house arrest. * * * * * They've been neighbors for as long as Juliet can remember. You'd think being neighbors, they would have been friends by now. Not the case. They've been sworn enemies since Jack dumped sand down her shirt in the 1st...

Just A Friend?

Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best f...

When It All Comes Crashing Down

"They say when you're dying, your whole life flashes before your eyes. But for me, it was a few good memories, but also my biggest regrets. And as the plane crashes down I can only think of one thing, him and how much I fucked up. Before I get into it, let me rewind..." Cara screwed up. Badly. Now, she could be on her...

Like Yesterday

Jace Hamilton is Reese Burnett's sworn enemy, the culprit who made her high school life hell. But what if this taboo existence returns for the summer and brings back more than just painful memories of yesterday? Suddenly, Reese isn't too sure who or what to trust--or if she can even trust herself. *** For Reese, the d...

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

That Awkward Moment

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

tag, you're it ; crybaby (discontinued)

promise you'll love her

Scarred

"Oh, Eliza. Hasn't anyone told you? Not everything is about you. The world doesn't revolve around you. And after today, nothing will." Scarred is the story of a homeless boy named Theo Lockhart who is scarred by everything he has been through in the last five months. He gets taken in by a girl called Eliza Hayes; they...

The Georgia Rule

You know those stories where the high school's golden boy falls for the shy, innocent girl that coincidentally, no one seems to know? In which the 'Queen Bee' and said golden boy suffer a massive break-up in the middle of the school cafeteria and low and behold, everyone witnesses her downfall? But when the boy and th...

Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...

My Life, My Secrets, My Story (THE LIFEST SERIES BOOK 1)

There's no reason. No explanation. No scientific function, for what is about to happen. No one knows who, or when or where or why. But it's going to happen. A girl, that is born of 2 element users, will be able to wield all 4 elements, and more. She will have the ability to do anything. She is to save the world, fro...

Anxiety Attack

In which a girl can't go a day without an anxiety attack and a boy can't go a day without noticing

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

Curiosity

She treads lightly through the dense veil of darkness that surrounds her, rendering her helpless in this strange terror filled land........would she survive or will she forever be trapped in this endless pit of doom....?

Ranna

This story is about an Egyptian slave who has a big secret. She is a daughter of a pharaoh,who died along with his wife in a war when she was two years old. When Halousa, the slave owner, finds her and made her a slave since he never knew she was the pharaoh's daughter. Only one slave became her friend who is two year...

The Magic Hour

"It was not exactly dark, but a kind of twilight or gloaming. There were neither windows nor candles, and he could not make out where the twilight came from, if not through the walls and roof." -Childe Rowland "The voices melted into the twilight and were mixed into the trees, and...

Hell's Detective

Abner Ingleseid isn't an ordinary detective. He works solely for Hell, and being a previous resident himself, he knows the playing field pretty well. So when a group of ex-militia Demons are murdered, the race is on to find the killer before he summons an ancient, unearthly evil. But Ingleseid and his friends soo...

Forbidden Footsteps

The forbidden fruit is the sweetest. A forbidden place is the most intriguing. We always tend to or want to do the things that are forbidden. This often leads to trouble. But sometimes, maybe rarely, it can lead to something wonderful........ Chloe Wilson is a jolly and carefree person. She seldom complained about th...

AS SHADOWS SCREAM (BOOK ONE)

**FEATURED STORY IN HORROR!!**** "Through the sins of man and perversions of the wicked, when innocent blood is spilled by that that should not be, darkness will be born". When a dark beast of hell is unleashed and leaves a bloody massacre in it's wake, it is up to a reluctant James Crowley and tortured soul...

Everyone Is A Suspect

Being a perfect person is hard, but you have to do it. You'll always be under pressure but that's the way life is. Yet sometimes the weight of being perfect is harmful and that's what happened to me. ~~~~~~~ Amy Jones had a hard past,but that all behind her. She intends on planning the perfect party to start of senio...

All Boys Have Cooties (ON HOLD)

Jane Trevors was the tomboy of her town. In kindergarden she was the first one to climb up to the top of the play ground structure. In sixth grade she beat up a boy who had a crush on her. After that no boy had a crush on her again, or told a soul if they did. In seventh grade she joined the boys lacrosse team. Even t...

A Girl Named Sharpie

*This is a 2 part book.* Part 1: "Your name is, Sharpie. Like the marker? That's one freaky name. Your parents must really hate you." My name is Sharpie Plouse. Yes I know that my name is weird, strange, and not normal. You can thank my parents for that. Due to my name people think I am weird and strange which in my...

The Girl who Writes and the Boy who Likes her (Now Published So Sample Only)

Zac Carter had spent one week out of every year at Emily Dawson's house since he was fifteen. It was the week his parents had their 'alone' time as they liked to call it. He was thinking of bailing on it this year, telling them he was old enough to be on his own for a week. Then he remembered sad, strange Emily who he...

Confessions of a Muslim Girl

The story of two best friends, Noha Ali and Maysa Malik, as they navigate through high school.

White Lies (Book 1)

Jesabel is a liar. When her only friend mysteriously disappears, she does what comes naturally. She keeps her truth from the world. Without warning, she is thrown into a web of lies far more dangerous and lethal than anything she could imagine. With an annoyingly charming boy by her side, can she unravel what she refu...