In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

❝I hate him❞ ❝you love him❞ ❝stop cracking me this easily Calum dammit❞ ❝you aren't suppose to love him❞ ❝thanks for realizing❞

He just stood there staring at me. "Can I help you?" I asked gaining some confidence. "Yeah. You can start by sorting out these files, contacting these people, and getting me a coffee." He said dropping several folders on my desk. He started to walk out the door when I spoke again. "Who do you think you are?" I asked annoyed "I think that I'm Ashton Irwin, your new boss." ___________ Story Began- August 30, 2014 Highest Ranking- Fanfiction: 74

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

➳ [a.i.] // he's dangerous, she just doesn't know it.

❝i just wanted you to remember me❞

"7:15, that's our time."