Luke Hemmings needed a job. A porn company had job openings. Ashton Irwin worked at said porn company. Luke and Ashton get paired up to work together and Luke's crush fantasy was finally coming true, but it meant breaking the company's biggest rule: Don't date your co-workers.

in which ashton lives above a baby daddy

the one with the modern-day secret admirer and the unknown sexual tension.

Where Luke likes to text Michael things he wouldn't say out loud.

Calum is a cast member at Animal Kingdom. His job was driving around as one of many tour guides for the Kilimanjaro Safaris. Ashton is a cast member at Hollywood Studios, but enjoys hanging out at Animal Kingdom on his days off. [spin off of Cast Member]

"This has been fun and all, but when are we going home?" "Oh Michael honey, we can't go home." innocent!michael punk!luke cover done by me

full plate don't wait ____ highest ranking: #1 in clemmings x2 ____ fyi: none of these one shots are edited, and they will most likely never be edited because there's so many

calum and ashton are neighbors. who secretly have a sexually relationship. no one at school knows until one of them start to catch a serious bug called 'feelings' fem!cal bottom!cal top!ashton

"i didn't order a bouquet of roses." "well, since i'm here, someone obviously did." calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath. or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house. (lower case intended)

"did he not get the memo that this dance is black and white themed?" - based off of the movie "another cinderella story" - please don't take this story seriously. it's supposed to be cringy. this is purely for comedic relief. ____________ rankings: highest #1 in cashton