They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Alyssa Mae Jones is 16, she is sarcastic, smart, and powerful. And she is in not way shy when it comes to sharing her dark humor. Life seems to be picking up, with her dance audition almost here, and a new biker boy on scene but then doctors discover she tests positive for cancer and her whole life gets turned upside down and becomes almost too difficult to bare. Teenage life is hard enough, but Alyssa has chemotherapy, love triangles, prom, and a family that's falling apart to deal with too. So what will she do when she unexpectedly falls in love, but is practically at deaths door? Despite the tears and heartache, this comical, touching story is sure to warm your heart. So, Alyssa has always battled things on her own because she thought she had no one to help her through it....but boy was she was wrong.

Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. "That awkward moment when the man you love doesn't know you're a woman" Very over-weight 22 year old girl Callie has a mega crush on her hunkie new apartment next door neighbor Chris ...(age 24). The thing is, since Callie is so overweight, Chris mistakes her for a guy but she doesn't tell him the truth because they've become buddies and she doesn't want to lose that bond with him. Then Chris makes her start going to the gym to lose weight and as the pounds comes off, Chris begins to see these changes...like Callie starts to look more girly, and since he's a total playboy and lady lover, he starts getting attracted to her while thinking that she's still a "he". Basically, he thinks he's going gay. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Wattpad: A popular ebook website, or otherwise known as: The way to Rebecca Hewitt's heart. James Cavern has been madly in love with his best friend Rebecca Hewitt for as long as he can remember, but, as all these stories go, she doesn't feel the same way. Rebecca being addicted to Wattpad, James decides to pose as a stranger and reintroduce himself to her on Wattpad in hopes of winning her heart, only to find out that a faceless foe known only as KingCameron has beaten him to the punch. Read on to find out what happens between Rebecca and James as James tries to balance his ever-growing lie with the ups and downs of life [Unedited]. (Based on true life events and conversations).

Kaydie Smithson is that girl that everybody thinks is perfect, she's the cheerleader captain and comes from a wealthy family. Liam is a cage fighter who is seen as a bad guy at school. What happens when their paths cross and Liam asks Kaydie to ditch her Miss Perfect image and be his dance partner?

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then runs away with you. As I uncover why this mysterious model kidnapped me, I find myself tackling, punching, hugging, and watching Disney movies with him. Call me reckless, but something about this troubled kidnapper is quite intriguing yet heartbreaking. Find out if I, Skylar Scrowbar, end up dead in a ditch somewhere, or end up helplessly falling in love with my sexy kidnapper.