Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!

He had spent centuries with only himself for company, he fed, tortured and killed that was his life and he liked it that way, until she came along and stirred something in him, something he couldn't and wouldn't accept. “If I were you I’d keep that stake sharp. Don’t expect anymore visits like this, next time I come I expect you to use that thing,” he told her pointing to the stake on the bed, and then he was gone.

No one knew that Aro and Sulpicia have a baby. before Aro transformed Sulpicia in to a vampire she had Charlotte. Charlotte is the first half breed. There's going to be lots of ups and downs. Like Japser and Alice meeting their mates.

“I must say, this human has you tightly wound around her finger. Is she…the one?” He said walking towards the desk, a curious look on his face. I’ve known the answer to that question ever since I first caught sight of her. Looking back on that day I couldn’t help but let a small smile curl onto my lips as I replied, “I’ve known it since the day I caught her scent.” Julian clapped his hand onto my back, “Congratulations brother, I didn’t think I would live to see the day that my brother, the most feared man among our race, fall under the spell of a woman, let alone a human female.” Julian said with a smirk. A vicious growl escaped my chest at the hint of becoming weak. “Hey, hey no need to get all cross with me, you knew it was going to happen sooner or later.” I narrowed my eyes in anger, “Just because I’ve found my mate doesn’t mean I’m going to suddenly turn soft. It just means that I’ll be willing to do anything, to please my mate, even kill…

"Everybody has a dirty little secret." "Yes, but mine can kill." Courtney Flint has kept her distance from the person she wanted to hate most in the world: Draco Malfoy. She hated the person he had turned into, but when she is paired with him for a school project, she couldn't help but fall for him. He seemed to be falling as well, which made Courtney suspicious of him when he started to play games with her. When his secret is revealed, can she trust him? Can she trust herself not to fall in love with him?

Marni is 14. She lives with Damon and Stefan Salvatore in the Salvatore bording house. She also has powers; she can control the elements. She is about to start school at Mystic Falls High. Will things go as normaly as she thinks it will?

*COMPLETE* Megan Payne is the average potterhead. She is completely obsessed. She has Harry Potter clothing, all the books and movies (and has read and watched them numerous times), has trinkets, and even writes Harry Potter fan fictions on a website called wattpad.com. One day, after walking home from school she finds a particular Hogwarts headmaster in her house. Professor Dumbledore tells her that he wants her to come to Hogwarts so that the teachers can conduct an experiment, an experiment to try to teach a muggle magic! Megan is brought to the Order of the Phoenix HQ and will attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in September. Throughout the school year she starts to wonder, maybe teaching a muggle magic wasn't the only reason why she was brought here? WARNING: This book is VERY random and in many places makes no sense whatsoever. It has little to no plot line and was written out of sheer boredom, and just to express my built up randomness. I have no clue how it got popular. Also, this book contains much swearing. If you do not like the previously listed things, please don't read this book, let alone comment rude things. Romance is guaranteed. *COMPLETE*

Book #1 in the Royal Secret Trilogy It all happened one night eight years ago. A few words spoken to shake a tiny heart with fear. Running and hiding became a natural for Claudia. Fear over took her heart at such a young age, making her stay away from the one boy who would be her everything. Now eight years has passed. Claudia continues to hide, but her time is running out. Once she hits her 18th birthday her wolf will connect to Caden's. Will she be able to stay away from the man who once destroyed her vision of mates? Or will she run into his open arms? *****This is a sample. The full version is on my patreon & Ream accounts with all my other books. I hope you enjoy and continue to follow me. The mature version is completed on www.patreon.com/tessat as well if you'd like to read it. It is dark, drool-worthy and oh so delicious.

Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D