It's just a normal day for John Egbert until he stumbles cluelessly into the world of a new kid at school, Dave Strider. Within days, it's like he's caught. **THIS STORY IS UNDER EDITING AND MAY CHANGE IF YOU BEGIN READING NOW YOU MAY NEED TO START OVER** (if you've already read... well then i hope you enjoy it cause its gonna get better ;) ~ )

**ON HIATUS** T~T **UNDERGOING EDITING** Hi!!! [*Cue good summary that I was able to magically summon up*] ... *cricket cricket* ... What? NO SUMMARY? Welp, guess you'll just have to click that READ to find out what the heck this story is about, huh? But okay, to actually sum it up, kind of like a summary~ Dave and Bro are together- (not romantically all you sinners) but surviving together- and are trying to live in the harsh inhumane world. One day though, they encounter two peculiar hunters, one of them grows to despise the two Striders, Dave especially. The other, well something rather strange and interesting ensues instead, I guess you'll just have to read the story to find out more. Sorry, I'm terrible at summaries, but hopefully I'm better at writing the actual story. *I'm probably not* Haha, I'm kidding, but I've kept you here long enough, read mah story, you've already read all of this meaningless text, read the actual hopefully good text, and don't be afraid to comment. Without further ado... ~CrazyZo Out!

My name is- I don't have a name. My title, however, is Experiment 413. I am a failed experiment at becoming a perfect human being. More or less, I am a robot, with fake insides and a synthetic pulse. NOT COMPLETE - ABANDONED

This is old and I wrote it a good two years ago. My grammar is very bad and I'm very sorry. I'm not in this fandom anymore because of personal reasons but I'm trying to make a few more updates. Sorry.

John is thrown a curve-ball when he finds out his best bro is being abused and that he's pretty depressive. But how does all that change when Dave's brother kidnaps him and it's then the both of them being abused? Originally titled 'Even Egderp Has Nightmares' Also, I know the first couple of chapters suck, It gets better. I promise. I'm planning on editing them soon.

This a sequel to "Can't lie to yourself forever" and I'm determined to finish it! After the kiss John and Dave started dating and everybody is okay with it, or are they? Will something bad happen, will relationships crash and burn or survive and flourish? Read and find out. ((There may be drama, but I still haven't figure that out yet)) cover art and anything else is not mine, credit to original artist's

Merry holidays you fuckers. This is just a bunch of davejohn one shots on holidays. Some have parts. (WARNING: SEXUAL SHIT INVOLVED. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Thank you (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

Dave and John are on a ship headed to god knows where honestly. And john has issues thats it thats the fanfic youre welcome

The tenth grade was hell enough with insecurities, bullies, heartbreaks, and not getting caught smoking in the bathrooms. For most kids, these were regular occurrences. But for the beta kids and the trolls, these didnt exactly matter. Or at least not until recently. Ever since the party at Kanaya's the groups were already shattering. Some landing on their feet, and others falling between the cracks. It seemed though, that lately, everyone was skeptical. Untrusting of each other. Even Nepeta was beginning to question some of Equius's orders.

Blah idk