In which Jeremy Heere and Michael Mell swap bodies for unknown (and probably SQUIP-related) reasons. Shenanigans and hilarity ensue because of it. *(OKAY SO I posted this to Ao3 a while back but I'm putting it here so there's SOMETHING on my Wattpad account until I finish up my next fic. And, criticism is greatly appreciated!)*

Avah Chen is my name and hating is my game. Loved by no one, hated by everyone. Half-Chinese. Pure-Maldita.

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

The perspective of the Three Musketeers when they first met Naomi. Thank you @TheOkayGirl for editing and enjoying the book, grammar and all

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

@foolishtroye: my boyfriend is an ass [7 minutes later] @slayedsivan quoted: dammnn what happened o_O "@foolishtroye my boyfriend is an ass" [3 minutes later] 「 @foolishtroye messaged you! 」 Two fanboys get to know each other through direct messages

I wrote the first bunch of chapters at 3am during a burst of creativity and anger??? And then I started trying to promote a good message??????? Now I'm numb inside???? Hey I thought it was a good idea to mix australian high school, american founding fathers, angst and comedy. Good luck.

Levi remembered nothing, but sneaking away from her to a bathroom with cocaine. He brought her to the party, knowing she hated alchohol and drugs, but he told her everything would be okay. Three years ago petra was murdered brutally at a party, having no help die to the alchohol invadeing everyones mind. Levi had stopped crying about it by now. Sticking to his party plans, polluting his blood and body with chemicals almost every night. Its normal to him, the religious intake of drugs. Its been worse since petra died. Levi cant get a job, hes about to loose his apartment, and his mind. When one creepy fucking hallustination is warded off by a boy named eren. A boy whos just like petra was. A boy levi can only see when he does heroin. || boyxboy || yoai || levixeren|| smut || drugs || alchohol ||

Book 1 of 3 [ C O M P L E T E D ] Most people dream of the stars and the things that come from them. They even have the infamous saying "Shoot for the moon; even if you do not succeed, you will be among stars." But no one ever dreams of what happens, if you actually meet the things that come from the stars and if it is, they can only imagine little green martians. It's just never thought about. Except now they've come. Except now those things are here. And they need Earth females to reproduce. ~*~ Published: Dec 26, 2014 Completed: July 8, 2015 Cover: me

*** I don't let anyone copy or translate my books so don't even ask me i have all rights reserved**** You are never alone. Someone is always looking out for you. Not all demons are bad. **if you ever feel alone and like you're going to hurt yourself, do not hesitate to ever talk to someone. there will always be someone there for you no matter what. if you think you will try to commit or if you need help please call the suicide prevention hotline suicide, 1-800-273-8255. suicide takes the lives of over 30,000 people each year. to learn more about suicide awareness you can visit save.org or afsp.org and please remember, it may get worse but in the end, no matter what, it will always get better. i promise. i care about you and i love you!!**