Part 2 of the infamous series. You asked for it, so you got it - this is the sequel to You're The Straw To My Berry! If you haven't read YTSTMB, it would make sense to read that first but it's not 100% necessary.

[complete] what happens at camp, stays at camp ; copyright © 2016

dan is the best man at phil's wedding ; copyright © 2016

"i want you to kill me." -- the one where dan is suicidal and phil is homicidal.

[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016

Dan is a firm believer that love doesn't exist. Not in adults, and definitely not in high school. He detests silly love stories and petty relationships, posing as 'love', and nothing could possibly change his mind in that. But when new student Phil takes an intrest in Dan, he can't deny that he's interested in the boy. His bubbly personality and hopeless romantic ways draw Dan in.....and might just change his mind in the thoughts of love.

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Manche verstehen Leute die stumm sind nicht. Sie sage sie wären "krank". Meine Eltern auch, deshalb sitz ich hier, in der Klapse. Jap, nur weil ich stumm bin, woohoo! Spaß bei Seite. Also, für alle, die sich für mich interessieren: Mein Name ist Harry Styles, ich bin 17 Jahre alt und stumm, seit meine Schwester Gemma bei einem Autounfall gestorben ist. Und jetzt will ich euch erzählen, was ein stummer, hässlicher Junge macht, wenn er sich in den wohl aufgedrehtesten und gesprächgsten Menschen der Welt verliebt... // Larry Stylinson FF <3

"My name is Dan, stop saying it's Diana!"

Camp Overfell is a two month long escape from the troubling teenage life. At least, that's what the website says. For Dan Howell, it's nothing but an excuse for his parents to get rid of him for the summer, and rightly so. Okay, so maybe he fucks up sometimes. He didn't mean to set the classroom on fire, he was just trying to liven up the coma-inducing lesson. Long story short, he doesn't want to be here. But he is, and dealing with it isn't easy. Three roommates, one bathroom and constant adult supervision? Not his idea of an 'escape'. What he needs is fun, and maybe his eccentric bunk mates can help with that.