Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

A one-shot in which a whole range of things happen to Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood. Might be dangerous. (to your feels) Some adult themes, nothing graphic at all. Implications if you squint hard enough. Song belongs to All Time Low, characters belong to Cassandra Clare, The Mortal Instruments. Copyright (CC) Attribution-NoDerivs 2014 HolyHephaestus

unknown number: is this the weird dude who told me he loved me when i gave him his pasta this afternoon? alberto: YES [THE SECOND BOOK IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA SERIES - SHADOWHUNTERS CAST EDITION.]

New, quiet boy in school comes across someone who teaches him a lot after he thinks he pretty much already has everything about life figured out and he sees he really doesn't after all. As the incredibly original title says, this is a Malec AU. I suggest this for you if you ship Malec and need something to read! Enjoy! [Cassandra Clare owns The Mortal Instruments and the characters, only some of the characters are created by me.]

Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to reveal in his first book: experiencing a legitimate rage blackout in a Cheesecake Factory; negotiating a tense stand­off with a White House official; crashing a car in front of his entire high school, in an Arby's uniform; projectile vomiting while bartering with a grandmother; and so much more. In Binge, Tyler delivers his best untold, hilariously side-splitting moments with the trademark flair that made him a star.

Random Percy Jackson jokes