So, yeah. I guess I write one-shots now. Requests are... open. But I have to warn you, I'm slow and this isn't called "mediocre" for nothing. I'll do Hetalia, Naruto, and Percy Jackson the best, because I'm the most familiar with those characters, but I'm sure if you describe stuff enough I can try to do other things. For more information, please direct yourself to the first chapter.

Axis Powers Hetalia. Boy X Boy. Spamano, obviously. Ehh? 400 views? Amazing! Thank you. -- This is just my excuse to see how interesting a story can be if there is only one sentence per chapter. Also an excuse to overuse semicolons, because they're cool and I rarely get to do so. The cover was created by me. Please don't use it. Current updating situation: updating on the weekends when I remember and have the time. Unfortunately, I don't have very much time... -- So, you really want me to tell you a one-sentence-per-chapter Spamano story? Alright. Gather 'round. Don't fidget, or I'll get distracted and forget something, or you might miss a word. Every word is important, since it's so short. A description? A preview? How am I supposed to do that? Give away the first sentence? No, thank you. You're going to have to wait.

Axis Powers Hetalia. High school AU, human names used. Riddled with clichés and stupidity. Spain X Nyo!Romano, Germany X Nyo!Italy, and a hint of Prussia X Nyo!Canada. Um... this is a pretty amateur thing, with chapter lengths of about 200-300 words. Sorry if anything's OOC. I don't own Hetalia, and I did the cover, so please don't steal. No cursing, because I can allow Chiara (Romano) to insult people with a clean mouth. 1K views! Astonishing! Thank you so much! The cover was drawn by me. Here is the speedpaint, if you want to see: https://youtu.be/7U-n14h6ToY ~~ Chiara Vargas has a ridiculously dramatic life, and it's not just because she joined her high school's Drama Club. She balances her schoolwork with her participation in the school play, as well as dealing with her sister's feelings for a certain someone, and her own feelings for a certain Sp- "Wait, what? No! No no no no no! I don't like anyone! No one said that! And it DEFINITELY isn't who you're talking about! Idiota!" Well, this is a drama actually worth sitting through. And, adding to the things Chiara can balance, did you know she can balance a tomato on her head without it dropping? "I- what?" Yeah, she can! Isn't that awesome? "Who ever said that?" Okay, okay, just... please read the story.

Far and away, there is a place, where flowers bloom, and secrets loom. (Fwizz's randomness in a story) Please don't steal. It's not nice.

Chat Noir's been missing from Paris for a year. But one person knows where he is. One, clumsy, alter-ego girl knows where he's been hiding the whole time. In the body of a certain teenaged boy.

This is the story of a child named Nate. It could stand for Natalie, it could stand for Nathan, but that doesn't really matter, does it? At least, it doesn't matter to Nate.

Sasuke Uchiha is a boy who ALWAYS have issues.. join him in his series of one-shots! *Completed*

My name is Uchiha Mizuki, it kinda rhymes with Super Bowee Louie. I got to say one thing about this story- ohh man, this will get AWKWARD. My bros name is Isamu, it kinda rhymes with 'take a poo'. He's got to say one thing about this story- oh man, he just said he wants me to bear his children. Creepy brah. The perverts name is Sasuke, it kind of rhymes with Sauce Gay. My frans name it Naruto,,,,,, and... its don't really rhyme with anything. ._........ *awkward silence* ............ this.. is kind of awkward..

Basically, daily life for the oh-so-fabulous Sasuke. Based off of the new Naruto movie: Road to Ninja. And, as you can so obviously tell, Sasuke is fab.