Comebacks and insults
Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....
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Stardust
Merewen Nemesis is a young She-elve. She lives in Imladris together with her mother who is a good friend of Elrond. One day Thranduil and his son Legolas come to visit Elrond. What will happen if the young elve meets them.
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Revenant
Meet Joe Nobody . . . and pray he never meets you. He's average height, with an average build, and average looks - an instantly forgettable face in the crowd. Joe also happens to be a hit man, quite possibly one of the best in the world. He's so good, in fact, that most of his work life has settled into a comfortable...
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Dark Snow White (Grimmoire Series)
What if Snow White wasn't so good after all? Eleanor, the Queen of RedCrest presides over the kingdom with her son, Floran. The time since the war has been peaceful, until one day when a mysterious woman arrives on horseback, bloodied, dirtied and with an arrow embedded in her shoulder. The woman is revealed to be Sn...
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Taming The Bitch
Meet Stella. Beautiful, rich and smart, a pampered daughter with royal blood. At an early age, she was arranged by her parents to marry Eros Petrakis - at the right time. As an obedient daughter, she agreed into this. But when she met Eros' cousin, Tristan Latsis, she had a change of mind. She fell in love with Trista...
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The Search for Cinderella
Annabelle Kennedy is a normal sixteen year old unaffected by the craze of internationally famous Xavier Matthews. Annabelle won't let an eighteen year old pop star distract her for her ambitions of being a musician. Xavier Matthews doesn't know who he is anymore. His management has taken control of his very soul, so m...
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Angel of Fire - the Breath of Immortality - Book One #Wattys2014
The name's Chaos. Chaos Killbourne to be exact. People call me reckless, but they're wrong. I'm more like the perfect storm. Destroy an entire city with a single glance? I can do that. Wipe mankind off the face of the earth once and for all? I can do that too. Born to lead a revolt of epic proportions so the Dark Ones...
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The Night Has Teeth (Book One) EXCERPTS ONLY
#WATTYS2014 HQ LOVE AWARD! There's a darkness that lurks in the City of Light Seventeen-year-old Connor Lewis is chased by a memory. On his first day of kindergarten he bit a boy hard enough to scar the kid for life. Since then he's been a social outcast at a New York private school. Through an unexpected turn of good...
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The Faerie Guardian
She's fae. He's human. He should never have followed her into the magic realm... Violet has one job: protect humans from dangerous magical creatures. It's a job she's good at-until the cute human guy whose life she just saved follows her into the fae world. Now she's broken faerie law, risking her future at the Guild...
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Defying Gravity
"I am a devil. A demon. I do not love. I destroy. And if you don't leave now, I will destroy you for I cannot love an angel." "I am an archangel. An angel. I love. I create. And if I stay now, I will only love you more for I am capable of loving a demon who loves me as much as he loves hell." Archangel Gabriella is fo...
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the falls » tvd + pll
❝All of the boys wanted to date her, and all of the girls wanted to be her.❞ Alison DiLaurentis was the most popular girl at Rosewood Day School. Although she resembled an angel, she brought misery to everyone she'd ever met. After being attacked, Alison fled Rosewood, Pennsylvania, the town she'd called her home for...
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The Girl With The Sky Blue Hair [Wattys2015]
{#Wattys2015} Skylar Winston, the new girl at Blossom High, is hiding a secret from everyone. She's the Air Elemental. She doesn't know that the other three Elementals go to her school and are trying to find her. Soon after, an enemy appears and is set out to kill the Elements. Skylar will have to give it her all t...
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MY NAME IS HATE
A bleak, steampunky western in which a pregnant woman hunts down her runaway husband, with a mysterious black dog hot on her heels.
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The Last of the Firedrakes [Watty Award Winner 2015]
⭐️Silver Medal winner in the 2016 Readers' Favorite Book Award, Silver award winner in IBPA's 2016 Benjamin Franklin Awards, Semifinalist Winner in the 2016 Kindle Book Award, Finalist in the 2015 USA Best Book Awards, Winner in Wattpad's 2015 Watty Awards, Awesome Indies Approved & A Wattpad Featured Story⭐️ She neve...
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