Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

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(A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY) Actor Hans Potterman found dead in his apartment! Welma Birdie, Spl Correspondent, E! Today 01 September 2015, Los Angeles Hours after publicity agent Gina Thompson alerted the local police that her client, 'Radio Beats' superstar Hans Potterman was neither answering nor returning her calls for more than seventy two hours, the police have reported that the actor was found dead in his penthouse apartment on Beverly Hills. Preliminary autopsy reports have suggested that the Oscar nominee may have been dead for at least fifty hours or more from a drug overdose. Traces of heroin and painkillers have been found in the blood stream. The late actor's medical reps refused to comment. The thirty five year old star was engaged to Laura Beaumont to be married this winter. Our thoughts and prayers with the Potterman-Beaumont family. [COMPLETED.] [A story told in letters, newspaper articles, and YouTube clips]

A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depressed loner Lolita Abri - and falls headfirst into love. Throughout the course of one school year, they unravel each other and their sadness, setting apart their differences and realizing that sometimes love isn't enough - and sometimes it just might be. [FIRST DRAFT] Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXTbhopy9ts © All Rights Reserved. Teen Fic #7 A Wattpad Featured story