Beans of '92

as u all know i HATE writing smut but ... for the meme ... and the beans dedicated to the parx gc on twitter #beansforfun

i h**king hate stuart little

i would kill him with my bare hands god i hate him so much im shaking with rage right now fuck (series of short stories)

survival // gawsten and taekook crossover

*TW: ATTEMPTED SUICIDE, SELF-HARM, MENTIONS OF RAPE AND ABUSE, MURDER* -there's also ddlb and smut if you don't like that- gawsten and taekook end up in a desolate area with a murderous madman on the loose as part of a twisted game and they must make sacrifices to survive. ~finished~

Oh Remy

Remy meets the snobby Stuart Little and hate turns to love. The rodents have sexual intercourse and discover things they never knew. The gay lovers head to a gay rat wedding in the states. credit to the illustrator: IAmBean2018

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 25 Years Later (With alternate ending)

Manny still got them duck beaks.

My Story of How I Got AIDS/HIV from Harry Styles

This is the story of how I got HIV/AIDS from haty styles

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...