Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Not just a flavour, but a way of life." When seventeen-year-old Flo Kennedy is forced to up sticks and trade her life in London for a sleepy seaside town on the south coast, she's anything but excited. Walden-on-Sea could win awards for being Britain's dullest town, and with a population consisting almost entirely of over sixties, teenagers are an endangered species. Silently struggling with her parents' death and separation from her sister, Flo's convinced she's in for the worst summer of her life. But when she meets the guy in the ice cream shop, things start to change. It's not long before she lands herself a job, a new set of friends and maybe even the beginnings of first romance. For the first time in several years, she's happy. But Flo knows all too well that things can't stay perfect forever, and after all, being on top of the world only gives you further to fall.

I am Sybil. I am 16 years of age, and already I have killed one person. I live in a Mental Institute called Cherry Hills, and the doctors have no idea what's wrong with me. I hear things you will never hear, see things you will never see. I see dead people.

Lieutenant Ray Hodges was a beast of a man. In fact, he was known as 'Beast' around the Air Force base and over the last ten years of hard work he had earned the name. He lived and breathed the Air Force... but that life came to a screeching halt when he found himself close to dead and shipped back to his hometown by the beach with nothing to do but recover and work his way back to the air force. What happens when his life collides with Seychelles Roberts, a woman who lived to help anyone and everyone into a better lifestyle? And what will Seychelles do when she sees that this beast of a man needs her help? Or maybe she's the one who needs him?

Heather Graham considered herself a very wise woman. After the death of her parents, she was forced to finish raising her younger brother and sister. Now she runs a successful Animal Clinic along with both her siblings. Yet one thing she never had time for was love, well love for a male human, for she had plenty of love for her 5 cats. She had already tried the love thing once, but it came with an ultimatum that was too high for her to pay. Yet Heather is confident love will come at its own time. For now, she has the love of her animals. Jason and Percy are Heathers younger siblings. They know exactly what Heather gave up for them. So after years of watching their sister slave away to give them the best future she could. It was time for them to give back to her, too repay her for all she has done and given up for them. That was how all this mess got started, the moment they submitted Heather's picture on Find Your Match.net. They were so sure they could pick the perfect guy for her or at least help her pick. Yet what none of them took into consideration, was the meddling her cats would do. They too wanted a say, as to who the male human to mate with their mistress should be. This is a laugh a minute as the animals try their best to get rid of whom they deem unworthy of Heather? No sooner they get rid of one, another comes to try and woo her. The worst part is, the male humans seem to be accompanied by a pet. Now the stakes raise as they try to find the perfect human male and perfect pet, to complete their family. Poor Heather need only hold on for the ride..............

stop bullying before its to late ... before its to late to say sorry .

"Your my mate." he whispers. I stare at him in shock. There's only one thing I can think of to say. "How long have you known?" I growl. "Six months." he answers. I stop breathing. He's known for six fucking months and he didn't tell me. What's worse is he's still been screwing other girls. So that mean....

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?