Answer this following questions: 1. Are you a guy? 2. Do you want to become bad? 3. Are you a nerd? 4. Do you want a good girl? 5. Do you want to laugh? 6. Do you want to cry while laughing? (not guaranteed) 7. Have you ever laughed in your life? 8. Do you like food? 9. Do you like GOOD food? 10. Do you have a vowel in your entire name? 11. Do you want to become a badboy? If you said yes to two or more of these questions you, yes you, are qualified to become a bad boy. Pick up (what ever device you're reading this on) get cozy in a blanket and learn the master ways of becoming a bad boy. (THIS BOOK IS NOT GUARANTEED TO WORK)

So there happens to be this guy. Yes, I know. It's always about a guy. Well, she's a teenage girl, what do you expect? But anyway, the guy. He's...nice, supposedly. Ashlynn Johnson, however, couldn't care less about him. Ash, as her friends more affectionately call her, is more focused on soccer than anything. It's Harper that really matters. You see, Harper is Ash's best friend. Now nothing seems bad yet, right? That's where you're wrong. Harper has a major crush on this supposedly nice guy. And, Harper is seriously frightened when it comes to talking to guys. Ash, however, is extremely outgoing and, stubborn as hell, so she does anything she wants. And when Harper pulls the puppy dog eyes, Ash stupidly agrees to help out her friend land this guy. Ash doesn't want to, and knows that all of this is eventually gonna go to shit, but, she has to try. Even if it might all blow up in her face. Which it does. *CURRENTLY UNDER-GOING A LOT OF EDITING*

Ring around the rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes, Ashes We all fall down... A pandemic is inching closer and closer to the London, where Thana lives. What happens when she gets a taste? ____________________________________________________________ I created the cover, however the pictures within the cover were taken from Google. The credit for the pictures goes to their original owner. ____________________________________________________________ All rights reserved.

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror," Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad? More will come inside. (This also has some humorous aspects)

"You are mine. You belong to me. The somber you accept it, the quicker you will learn to love me." - Skylar is a normal young adult ready to face the world-or she was. It was a simple trip to New York City with her best friends for her 18th birthday, how could anything go wrong? Prada, Chanel, cat walks, it was all up to her. Just a walk alone in Central Park, see the city, draw a little. Big mistake. Suddenly she sees Alpha Leo advance upon her, and she can do nothing but wait. She is a human after all. Or, maybe not. Who knows? Skylar certainly doesn't. - nerd