If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

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To outsiders, Brooklyn Waters may seem like your normal, beautiful, and friendly nerd. She's had straight A's all her life, very popular academically, and is the nicest person you'd ever meet. She's never broken any rules and is always involved in school. But is Brooklyn really the nice, goody-two shoes that everyone thinks she is? Is there someone out there that just needs to finally get Brooke to express her true colors and become free of stressful burdens? Is that person Mitch? To outsiders, Mitchell Maxwell may seem like your normal sexy, arrogant, and superior bad boy. Rich, bad, and hates school and everything about it. He could care less about anyone in his life and doesn't want anyone in his way. This is his second year as a senior and he doesn't even care. The only person that does care is his father. His father who is willing to pay big amounts of money to hire a tutor for Mitch so that he can graduate this year. But can it be that Mitchell is not what he appears to be? Is there someone out there that just finally needs to crack through his thick walls and get to know his side of his own story? Is that person Brooke? What happens to Ms. Perfect and Mr. Bad Boy when they are forced to cross paths? Will something magical happen, or will family, best friends, enemies, and others get in the way?

"New student, right?" the Principal asked me. I nodded meekly, hoping that he would turn out to be a patient suffering from short term memory loss and would forget about detention but his next words confirmed how rotten my luck was! "Mr Spencer, Ms Wilson" he began in an icy calm voice," creating a raucous in the corridors right outside my office isn't exactly a heroic thing to do. Both of you have an option of either a week detention together or a two week detention together." My eyes shot wide open, "One week detention with him! That's practically impossible for humankind!" "I don't want to risk my bright IQ by serving detention with this psycho!" I heard Spencer jerk protest. "You have an IQ???" I looked at him, giving my best shocked expressions, "Is it the joke of the decade or joke of the century???" "Since you didn't react to my calling you a psycho, it confirms that you are one." he shrugged calmly. My brain was ready in an instant with a smart answer to that. I opened my mouth to give it back to him--- "STOP." The headmaster yelled, the pulse in his temple was throbbing red in fury. "The options are now changed to three week detention or four week detention." he muttered in anger. ***** Andrea Wilson was looking forward to having an ordinary life in school. But things don't turn out as planned when she accidentally gets into the bad books of the hot nerd in school. And when that popular nerd turns out to be her brother's best friend....well things don't really uncomplicate. Add to this generous amounts of classes, detentions, friends, enemies, crushes, heart breaks and Andrea is all set to have an eventful year in High School that she was for sure not looking forward to! ~*~~*~*~~*~ #7 in Teen Fiction 4.5.16

hey, if you are reading this please go ahead . Thank you First of all, I would like to tell you that if you are bored and this boredom crap thing is killing you You should definitely try this book. It has an awesome collection of funny jokes , quotes and theories which seem a thousand times better than newton's laws of motion . One more reason that I'm writing this book is that every chapter is dedicated to one of my Friends . This book is my way of killing Boredom XD If you are a good reader ( Not a silent one , you should vote and comment and pm me at times ) , sooner or later , you'll get a dedication !!! WITH THE CHAPTERS GOES MY FAVORITE ANIME " DEATH NOTE " . IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE ANIME . JUST CHECK OUT THE MULTIMEDIA AND LET ME KNOW HOW DO YOU LIKE IT . Hope you enjoy !!

Some funny lists I've made up about how to be a creep to the people around you. If you read this, I guarantee that you will laugh at least once or twice. Who knows, maybe I'll inspire you all to channel your inner creep! Enter at your own risk :D

Aria Grace works at Disney as a princess. On Tuesday and Thursday, she plays Rapunzel. On Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Aria is Wendy from Peter Pan. Aria is saving her money up for her mom's surgeries. One day, she hears that a famous band is coming to Disney for two weeks. When she is dressed up as Rapunzul she sees One Direction coming towards her line for pictures. Aria is in for an adventure once she meets the boys and a certain guy from Doncaster catches her eye. cover by: @sighstiles