"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

Being locked up in a tiny cell all alone with only yourself to talk to. To yourself, you're the only sane person in a mental asylum. *** in which luke wrongly gets thrown into a mental asylum and ashton is his cellmate.

"We've both got a set of wheels to depend on now, don't we, darling."

luke makes erotic home videos and post them on tumblr ashton just so happens to stumble upon them, every night - a smutty love story - (smut! graphic description of sexual acts! cross dressing! strong language!)