Homestuck Fanfic! Containing: ▲ Bro/John ▲ Sadstuck ▲ Smut ▲ AU ▲ Dave's Shades ▲ Hamburger Helper ▲ Feels ☟ Plot ☟ AU where Sburb didn't happen, and the betakids live close to eachother. John's father dies and he's forced to move into the Strider household, where he will find unexpected comfort from a very attractive DJ with a butt that won't quit. (Unlike my description, this will be very sad. I plan to make tears happen. You have been warned.)