(07/23/20) dont read this i beg of you. every time i get an email about a comment on this story, i get filled with dread.

Oooh shiz just got serious yo. Just kidding, I cant be serious.

Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and this is the story of your Unfair Love. °×° Eh... too lazy to change the description. Anyways, as the title says, this is a Human!Eridan X Reader book. In later chapters, there is a lemon guaranteed. ((Please keep in mind that this book was written over a year ago and my writing has much improved since then.))

! Warning this has little Lemon in it !

You are stuck at a party that Karkat invited you to. You're not even sure why you're here. And John informs you that everyone's playing seven minutes in heaven. But, you know, maybe this game isn't as bad as it seems...

HELLO AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are <3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). (Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017) °×° Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). And thank you for 100k reads! <3 ((Various!Homestuck X Reader))

Eridan has lost hope in everything even in trying to find a friend. Until that one get together came around and he met you. Are you the hope he's looking for, or is it all a lie to him. Read to find out!

°×° Just an old Dave X Reader One-Shot that I made back when I first started my wattpad account. great cover shitty fucking one-shot, heads up lmfao. this is pretty old, my guy