Green eyes stare at the group with boredom. Sighing, she holds up one hand as the other rests on her hip. She brings up her index finger. "First off, my name is Haruno Sakura. Not pink-freak," she pauses to rotate her wrist. Bringing down her index finger as her middle finger comes up, "Bitch." [OC-Sakura] [Full Summary Inside] Trigger Warning: Mentions abuse, torture, blood, suicide + suicidal thoughts I don't really go into too much detail with it all - but just to be safe. This story is honestly Crack Treated Seriously because I had no idea what I was doing those first few chapters - it's honestly NOT MY BEST WORK First Installment of my "Operation: Butterfly Effect" series

Just a silly rant on what bothers me about Naruto fanfics.

***[Book Two]*** Want a good laugh? Bored? Tired of the same old boring statuses on Facebook, Twitter, etc? Can't think of something hilarious or quite witty to post as your status? Have no fear, penguin5689 is here!! Here to bring you some of the most hilarious statuses known to man, and several known to monkey. I thought, well if everyone else can do it, so can I! It's time to add some spice to your life...

Want a good laugh? Bored? Tired of the same old boring statuses on Facebook, Twitter, etc? Can't think of something hilarious or quite witty to post as your status? Have no fear, penguin5689 is here!! Here to bring you some of the most hilarious statuses known to man, and several known to monkey. I thought, well if everyone else can do it, so can I! It's time to add some spice to your life... ***Be on the lookout for a sequel!!!***

Sasuke gave Karin a diary...which a MULTITUDE of other people wrote in afterwords! Hilarity ensues!

I try to be relatable and I fail lmao » But if I somehow manage to relate to you Comment "Me" :)))

Well basically what the title says. Naruto characters using Facebook.

Itachi and Sasuke may not seem so cool after you read these stories told by mother hen herself, Mikoto Uchiha! Enjoy these random, accidental, embarrassing, and accidental moments of Itachi and Sasuke. :) Sometimes you have to enjoy the moments of life.

Ever wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.