Musings of a restless mind

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kali's life is in ruins, and she has no one left to turn to. But her family isn't dead....it's much worse than that. The world isn't the way it used to be. Buildings crumble, cars sit under layers of dust and the only people that walk the streets are the soulless, shambling creatures with no knowledge of who they are any longer. Kali Williams knows she can't hide for long, and when the soul suckers come for her she runs, breathless with fear, straight into the arms of a mysterious stranger who calls himself "the guardian".

At the age of 13 every youngest child is taken to the Red Forest to be slaughtered. At exactly 6 o'clock that evening the Redswords' will come to get her. Claire Melanie. When her mother dies that morning her father swore to keep her safe but can he keep his promise when the Redswords come? 〰 WRITTEN BY AN ILLITERATE 13 YEAR OLD

Frostbite is a shapeshifter who was raised by wolves in the forest. The government found her and turned her into an assassin. This is the "diary" of her finding her way back to her pack.

A long time ago, there was a race of people very different from the others. They appeared human on the outside, but they were far from it. For one thing, they could only be killed by natural causes, and although they could feel pain and be injured, on one knew how to actually kill one. The only ones that died were from old age or some type of deadly disease, like cancer. Another thing that made them different was the fact that they could change their features into not-so-human, growing claws or wings or tails, they could even change their head to look like an animal, or just their teeth or eyes. The most disturbing thing to the rest of the human race was that unless they transformed their features, there was no way to tell if they were this ‘dangerous’ race of people. The clans of these people have since disbanded, melting into the shadows, disappearing without a trace, this is where our story begins… (This story is being reviewed and will eventually be edited/properly rewritten. If you like the plot, but can't handle the bad writing, there will be notification when I finally get off my butt and fix it up.)

Rule #1: Never be alone, have someone always with you, no matter where you are. Rule #2: Don't acknowledged their presence or you'll give them the satisfaction of them scaring you. Rule #3: Always, and I mean Always have a crucifix with you no matter where you are. Rule #4: Pray every night, every day, when you eat, and when you sleep. Keep faith. Rule #5: Don't let them get to you. They'll destroy your sanity and everything you believe in. They'll break you down until you're nothing. Rule #6: Lastly, don't be afraid. ***EDITING IN PROCESS (IGNORE THE 'EDITED' THING AT THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTERS, THE ONLY CHAPTERS I HAVE EDITED ARE ONE AND TWO)***

My name is Molly, and I am a walking apocalypse. Death on two legs. Life on the streets of Cheshire makes you hard, but it never prepared me for this. It all started when I stole something, nothing more than a pretty trinket that caught my eye (I didn't say I was honest). Later I find out it's a carrier of black magic. A deadly spell that will end life as we know it. I have days to get it across the world and into the right hands. And only minutes before the men chasing me finally catch up.